10 Things Men Forget To Do During Séx

…. a sweet kiss with just your lips is better than a Labrador retriever-style kiss with your tongue.

No one on earth is quite as pleased as a man who has just pleased a woman between the sheets. We love the care and attention you’ve paid to us for our own benefit, but we also love watching you bask in self-satisfaction. But as satisfied as you might be with yourself, sometimes we’re not quite as satisfied as you’d hoped: something relatively minor, but highly distracting, was a bit “off.”

Don’t be offended, darlíngs, but a few níps and tucks in your bédroom style might speed things along (in a good way)—leaving us more time for another go at it!

1. The clítoris is right there. Yes, right there. Not over here, not down there, not off to the side. It doesn’t move. Try to stay focused and play with the clít!

2. Take your socks off. Not a single thing is séxy about a man who is nakéd except for his socks.

3. Lubrícant, lubrícant, lubrícant. We may feel “so wét” to you from our own fluíds, but we actually need to be pretty drenched with water-based lube for business time.

4. Talk dírty to me. Some women become very arouséd by their imaginations, so a little dírty talk about what you’re going to do to us stimulatés our biggest séx órgan: our brain! (But avoíd these 36 words that kill the moment.)

5. Get it wet. If you’re going down on us, make sure to keep your tongué wet with spít. A dry tongue chafés down there!

6. Watch your hands. Unless we’ve expressly índicated that we like our headlights to be twéaked, do not pinch our nípples in the heat of the moment. They’re very, very sensitíve!

7. Sometimes a light touch is better than a strong one. And a sweet kíss with just your lips is better than a Labrador retriever-style kíss with your tongue.

8. Nibble away. We absolutely adore when you gently, tenderly suckle on our fingers (or our toes, for men with mouths of asbestos).

9. Stop stressin’. That look of concentration on your face makes it seem like you’re doing calculations in your head, not making love. Smile a little bit, why don’t you?

10. Don’t forget the títs. Nipplés should be a pit stop on the way to Vagínavílle—get off the express traín

I Went Through Hell For 15 Years To Get Pregnant And Have A Baby

After eight years of trying to get pregnant, years of praying, crying, anxiety and frustration, I decided to post a prayer request on a popular Nigerian church website. I think the subject was ‘when will I carry my children Lord.’

There were many responses to my prayer request but only one stood out for me. It was from a woman who asked if I had considered adoption as there were many children out there in need of parents. Several emotions flitted through my mind after I read the comment; shock, disbelief and then anger… Anger that she dared to suggest it, without even knowing me.

Does she know my story? Does she know my pains and tears? What gave her the right to even dare! I came to one conclusion – she must have children of her own and now feels she has the audacity to suggest adoption to me, how very selfish of her! Like most young brides, I assumed babies would come once we were ready to start.

My husband and I had agreed to wait for a year so I was not too concerned when I did not conceive in the first year of our marriage. However, I should have known something was wrong since I was not using any birth control device and yet did not get pregnant. Well, I was too comfortable in the euphoria of marriage to worry about it then.

Looking back, I’m glad I did not start worrying right away. It would have robbed me of the early joys of marriage. I definitely worried for several years after that. It became the defining issue in my life and marriage. As if it that was not bad enough, I had to deal with all the looks, the glances from family members, colleagues at work and neighbors.

This was not something I could hide or deal with in the quiet of my room. Eventually, the stares and glances became questions and comments. Some were borne out of genuine concern and some were meant to ridicule. It seemed like everyone had an opinion on why we were unable to have children. We went for several prayer meetings and looked forward to the month when it would finally happen.

Months rolled into years and years rolled into more years. Hope led to disappointment and disappointment became disbelief. Why would God let me go through this? Why would God let this happen to me? I could not believe this was happening to us. While trying to deal with all this, random people would offer suggestions that perhaps it was something we had done in our past that was finally catching up with us. Maybe an unconfessed sin, some evil that we deserved.

It seemed everyone had a right to suggest a solution whether they were solicited or not. I finally sought medical intervention ten years into our marriage and one of the procedures led to pregnancy. We were ecstatic; it was unbelievable, too good to be true. And indeed it was as I lost the pregnancy after six weeks. What! After all that, only to have the joy be short-lived! The pain was indescribable and can only be understood by someone who’s been through a similar experience.

After the initial pain, we were ready to try again. We threw ourselves into more procedures and surgeries and two years after the first pregnancy, I got pregnant again! We were so excited, we finally have what we have been looking for and I thought I would be able to manage my emotions better this time around. Unconsciously, I blamed myself for the first miscarriage – I assumed that it was the over excitement that caused it.

Photo:Chinese Couple Falls To Death After The Window They Relaxed On While Having S*X Got Broken

News report reaching us has it that a Chinese Couple were  believed to have fallen to their deaths when a window they were having s*x against gave way, say reports.

The horrific accident allegedly happened in China when the glass pane shattered.

The tragic man and woman are then understood to have hurtled to their deaths.
Eyewitnesses said the couple both fell to the ground as they clinched on to each other.
A source in China said: “With the two of them holding each other tight, they fell out of the building”.
Shocking photos in China appear to show the couple on the ground under sheets.
Blood is splattered near their bodies on the pavement.
Medical staff and what appear to be police officers can also be seen examining the scene.
The man and woman are thought to have fallen out of an apartment in the city of Wuhan, central China.

Plateau Raid: 'We Are Still Picking Dead Bodies From The Bush'

About 32 people have been killed in three villages in Langtang South Local Government Area of Plateau State in an attack allegedly coordinated by suspected Fulani herdsmen. 

The attackers allegedly invaded Bolgang, Karkashi and Magama villages on Wednesday morning, shooting indiscriminately. They were said to have gone with motorbikes after those that tried to escape. Some of those killed were said to be students writing their National Examinations Council, NECO, examinations, while several houses and vehicles were burnt.

It was learnt that the attack was launched from nearby Shikal village, where they reportedly gathered days earlier. Majority of those killed at Magama were said to be the aged and children, while nine people were reported killed at Bolgang, which was completely razed.
‘I lost my mother, brother’

Chairman of the Provincial Church Council of COCIN, Rev. Nandip Miri, said he lost his aged father and brother in the attack, adding that the exact number of those killed was yet to be ascertained. He said: “We cannot know the actual number of people that lost their lives as we are still picking dead bodies from the bush.

The attackers followed the victims on motorcycles, killing them mercilessly as they tried to escape. “So many dead bodies were found in the bush and more may still be discovered later.” Over 100 houses razed Chairman, Management Committee for Langtang South Local Government Area, Mr. Narman Darko, confirmed on phone, yesterday, that 32 people were killed and over a hundred houses razed in the three villages.

He said 23 people were killed at Magama, seven at Bolgan, while two corpses were found between Karkashi and Magama. He said members of the Special Task Force have moved to the troubled area to forestall further attacks and urged the people to be security-conscious and to report suspicious movements to security men.

Seductress Coco Austin Tweets Topless Workout Photos

OAU Student Who Gave Birth In Toilet Names Baby

THE baby delivered in the toilet of Moremi Hostel by a 400-level student of Obafemi Awolowo University, Oyinlola Rotimi, has been named Nifemi, Okikiola.

Rotimi, who gave birth last Tuesday, was initially accused of attempting to flush her baby boy down the septic tank.

But it was later learnt that Rotimi, who was inexperienced in child bearing, thought she had a stomach upset when she was actually in labour.

The 22-year-old mother, studying Agricultural Extension and Rural Development, had told our correspondent that the circumstances that surrounded the delivery of her baby made her “a celebrity.”

She expressed delight with the birth of the baby, describing her experience as “unforgettable”.When asked how soon she would have another baby, she said, “not so soon,”

It was gathered that the naming of the baby was low-key due to the examination going on in the school. One of Rotimi’s friends, who spoke on condition of anonymity on Wednesday night, said Rotimi was “extremely happy” at the naming.

She said, “Today(Wednesday) is one of the days I have seen my friend looking so happy, she is extremely joyous. Although, this is not the actual way we planned it. We should have celebrated more than this if not for the fact that examination is ongoing.

“Most of our colleagues are taking exam and that is the major reason for the small celebration. I am hopeful that when the baby clocks one, we will celebrate it in a bigger way because he is our boy.”

However, some OAU students, who were not at the naming of the baby earlier, created their own fun by organising another ceremony, where they named the baby after the Vice Chancellor of the university, Prof. Bamitale Omole. The students, who gathered around 10pm on Wednesday, appointed a pastor among them to coordinate the christening.

Among the names the students gave the baby are Oriyomi, Omomoremi, Oluwanimilo, Titilayo, Eniolorunopa, Bamitale Omole.

The father of the baby, a 400-level student of Engineering in OAU, Oyewole Samuel, however, rebuffed attempts to chat with him.

But one of his friends, who pleaded anonymity, explained that the father was not happy with the controversy that surrounded the birth of his baby.

He said, “He does not like the controversy and the noise about the birth of the baby. He is a cool person and does not like publicity.”

Ice Prince And Kendra Etufunwa Show Some Swag On The Street Of NY

Aboki crooner, Ice Prince is the ‘ladies man’ and it seems he knows how to move from one lady to another with such ease that many marvel if he’s the number one smooth operator in the music industry.

A while back, Privileged sources gathered that fashion designer, Yvonne Nwosu and a street girl were in a dirty fight over who among them was Ice Prince’s main lover but the guy walked away…

Man Caught Sleeping With Another Man's Wife On The Streets In Anambra - See more at: http://viral.techbadguys.com/anambra.htm#sthash.FA7juytP.dpuf

This man was caught sleeping with the wife of another man, the people decided to punish them
including the husband of the wife, so they told both of them to have sex in public as thier
punishment, this would surely be a lesson to most people especially women, you can get the video below -
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LhVQJEUZbbo/Uczy-QgcocI/AAAAAAAABEU/tX3wC5HYjhg/s639/anambra.jpg

Nollywood Actress Nuella Says What She Earns As An Actress Can Fund Her Expensive Lifestyle

Nollywood actress Nuella Njubigbo has been linked to a governor, breaking Chidi Chikere’s marriage and recently a footballer. She has denied having anything to do with these. In this recent interview with PM news, she explains how she’s able to afford her expensive lifestyle. I.e, the 8million naira SUV she bought a while back

“I can only speak for myself. I have other businesses that I do by the side. But even if it’s just acting, what I earn can actually get me such car and even live well. Those saying all that, I am not sure they have gone to the market to see the number of movies I have done in the last one year. I have done a lot. In January alone I shot five movies. Even if I am paid just N150,000, multiply it by the amount of movies I have done. Now, multiply that with what I will do in an entire year, of course I can conveniently buy this car. It is funny the way people look at us in this industry and think we are poor people. I heard that as at the time Tonto Dike bought her Hummer Jeep, she was charging N400,000 upward. In a month, Tonto can shoot six movies. So multiply that N400,000 by six in a month. Even if she doesn’t have the whole money for the car of her choice, she candeposit half of the money with a dealer and they will give her the car because she is a star. So, people need to understand all this whenever they want to criticize us.”

PHOTO: See Why Omotola Loves Being Naked

With curves like this, why would you want to wear anything...

Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde graced the cover of City People’s Fashion & Lifestyle Magazine where she was quoted as saying;

"I'm most comfortable when I'm Nude"

And from the photo below, we can see why. Sexy curves indeed.

 

SEE Fatai Rolling Dollar’s Confession To His Wife Before He Died

Veteran singer, Late Fatai Rolling Dollar made one final confession to his wife before he passed away.

According to the said wife, Zainab Olagunju, the singer asked her for forgiveness because he knew he had offended her. She revealed that he asked for forgiveness because he married another wife after her and he had previously denied it.

She says:

“On the day that he died, June 12, I got to the hospital and saw them passing a drip into his body. The last thing he told me was that he had offended me and my conscience. When I asked what he meant by that, his voice faded out completely,” she said

“I feel he wanted to confess to me that he had married another wife because he never told me about it before his death. I used to ask him about it, but he always denied it. I feel he wanted to tell me about Sherifatu Olagunju, his last wife.

“When I found out, I was not angry. As a human being, if you hear that your husband is not faithful, you would be pained. I used to see her with my husband but I did not know there was anything between them. He always denied it but when we were burying him in Ikorodu and Sherifatu saw how everything was, she calmed down and accepted me as her senior. I also took her as my junior. Three days after the burial of my husband, she came to live with me and we didn’t fight. We see ourselves more as sisters.”

Zainab gave birth to two children for Fatai, namely Jamiu and Mojeed. The couple was married in 1999 and lived together in Mushin – Lagos before they eventually moved to Agege.

Did Selly have sex with Nando in the Big Brother?

Ghana's Selly, Sunday night, finally succumbed to Nando's demands of wanting to have sex with her. Nando is clearly a persuasive guy and the chemistry between the two is apparent.

Nando spent a better part of the evening whispering sweet nothings in Selly's ear.

Selly blushed beet red when Nando decided to add a little colour to her life. While everyone in the House struggled to come to terms with Motamma and Betty's Evictions, Nando was on a sexy mission of his own.

As he and Selly sat on the couch, Nando decided to fetch a blanket to ensure he and his lady love get a bit of privacy. With only their heads peeking out of the blanket, Nando turned on the charm and told Selly just how much he wants her. "I want to smash it every day. I want to make love to you in every way. Let's go upstairs", he whispered, as Selly bit her thumb and played with her hair.

Selly didn't make any attempts to stop the raunchy word play and seemed to be enjoying every moment of it immensely. "I can make you cry", she purred back as Nando smiled mischievously. When Nando let her know that he's been around, has had the very best and can drive her crazy, Selly craftily steered the conversation back to when they started developing feelings for one another.

There are two uncut VIP videos online, with one showing Nando busily at work and cleaning himself up after what seemed to be a thrilling bonk.

The camera’s captured the excitement on his face as he made sure that viewers would know of his fete. He was seen leaving Selly’s bed immediately.

Did Selly give in too easily?

Toyin Aimakhu and Adeniyi Johnson's Wedding Reception to Hold at Oriental Hotel - July 8th.

Beautiful actress Toyin Aimakhu and her fiance, actor Adeniyi Johnson would be going to the registry for their legal marriage on Monday July 8th at the Ikoyi Marriage Registry. And after that, their wedding reception will hold at Oriental Hotel, with only a few invited family, friends and colleagues.

Hospital Nurse Porn Pictures Leaked, Found In Married Man's Bedroom

A  woman was shocked when she returned from South Africa and found nude pictures of another woman in her house.

 

The woman, a nurse at Chitungwiza Central Hospital had been sleeping with her husband while she was away. Tatenda Mudavanhu who was a beauty therapist in South Africa stumbled on the naked pictures of her husband's lover Susan Magutakuwona of Unit C in Chitungwiza on her return. Susan began having sex with Tatenda's husband, Farai Mudavanhu when Tatenda left the country for South Africa where she had found a job.

 

"I was in South Africa for three months and when I came back I heard that my husband was having an adulterous affair with this woman. I saw messages in my hubby's phone and I called her, telling her to leave my husband alone but she said to me 'SUNGIRA IMBWA YAKO'. I then discovered nude pictures of her and confronted my husband about it and he said the woman is engaged with a pornographic agency and sends her nude pictures there and he apologised to me," said Tatenda.

 

To add salt to the wound, Tatenda also said that she also saw Susan's clothes in their matrimonial bedroom.

 

"I have no doubt that there was something going on between my husband and her when I was away because I also found Susan's clothes in my house and I suspect that she used to stay at my house. When I told her to come to collect her things, she shouted at me. My husband apologised but I think they are still seeing each other because most of the dialled numbers in his phone belong to her. I'm informed  that the woman is married but her husband is not in the country," said Tatenda.

 

Tatenda added that she had met Susan and even her mother and told her to leave her husband.

 

"I have met her and even her mother, telling her to leave my husband but the conversation was not smooth. My friend even confirmed that she is a staff nurse at Chitungwiza Central Hospital," she said.

 

Responding to the allegations, Farai confirmed that he was in possession of the nude pictured, but said that he was no longer having an affair with Susan.

 

"Well I used to be in a relationship (adulterous) with Susan a long time ago but it's over now. A week ago I gave her a lift and she left the nude pictures in my car, so when my wife saw them, she then started to think that I am now going out with Susan (again)," said Farai.

 

However, Susan denied the allegations.

"I do not know the guy you are talking about. Whoever gave you those pictures should tell you every detail you want to know about me. I am recording this conversation, and you shall see what I am going to do to you if you ever publish that story," fumed Susan. Hmetro

Rihanna recently took her clothes off for the camera once again but this time, she was sporting a little extra accessory.

Baby Girl Dumped Inside A Waste Tank In Lagos State {PHOTOS}

This lifeless baby girl was found dumped in a waste tank in Lagos State, Nigeria. I wonder why people are so heartless and cruel. How could someone do this to an harmless and defenseless child? What do you see when you look at your reflection in the mirror? What a cruel world we live in!

Hmmmmmm !What a wicked people in the world