10 Things Men Forget To Do During Séx

…. a sweet kiss with just your lips is better than a Labrador retriever-style kiss with your tongue.

No one on earth is quite as pleased as a man who has just pleased a woman between the sheets. We love the care and attention you’ve paid to us for our own benefit, but we also love watching you bask in self-satisfaction. But as satisfied as you might be with yourself, sometimes we’re not quite as satisfied as you’d hoped: something relatively minor, but highly distracting, was a bit “off.”

Don’t be offended, darlíngs, but a few níps and tucks in your bédroom style might speed things along (in a good way)—leaving us more time for another go at it!

1. The clítoris is right there. Yes, right there. Not over here, not down there, not off to the side. It doesn’t move. Try to stay focused and play with the clít!

2. Take your socks off. Not a single thing is séxy about a man who is nakéd except for his socks.

3. Lubrícant, lubrícant, lubrícant. We may feel “so wét” to you from our own fluíds, but we actually need to be pretty drenched with water-based lube for business time.

4. Talk dírty to me. Some women become very arouséd by their imaginations, so a little dírty talk about what you’re going to do to us stimulatés our biggest séx órgan: our brain! (But avoíd these 36 words that kill the moment.)

5. Get it wet. If you’re going down on us, make sure to keep your tongué wet with spít. A dry tongue chafés down there!

6. Watch your hands. Unless we’ve expressly índicated that we like our headlights to be twéaked, do not pinch our nípples in the heat of the moment. They’re very, very sensitíve!

7. Sometimes a light touch is better than a strong one. And a sweet kíss with just your lips is better than a Labrador retriever-style kíss with your tongue.

8. Nibble away. We absolutely adore when you gently, tenderly suckle on our fingers (or our toes, for men with mouths of asbestos).

9. Stop stressin’. That look of concentration on your face makes it seem like you’re doing calculations in your head, not making love. Smile a little bit, why don’t you?

10. Don’t forget the títs. Nipplés should be a pit stop on the way to Vagínavílle—get off the express traín

I Went Through Hell For 15 Years To Get Pregnant And Have A Baby

After eight years of trying to get pregnant, years of praying, crying, anxiety and frustration, I decided to post a prayer request on a popular Nigerian church website. I think the subject was ‘when will I carry my children Lord.’

There were many responses to my prayer request but only one stood out for me. It was from a woman who asked if I had considered adoption as there were many children out there in need of parents. Several emotions flitted through my mind after I read the comment; shock, disbelief and then anger… Anger that she dared to suggest it, without even knowing me.

Does she know my story? Does she know my pains and tears? What gave her the right to even dare! I came to one conclusion – she must have children of her own and now feels she has the audacity to suggest adoption to me, how very selfish of her! Like most young brides, I assumed babies would come once we were ready to start.

My husband and I had agreed to wait for a year so I was not too concerned when I did not conceive in the first year of our marriage. However, I should have known something was wrong since I was not using any birth control device and yet did not get pregnant. Well, I was too comfortable in the euphoria of marriage to worry about it then.

Looking back, I’m glad I did not start worrying right away. It would have robbed me of the early joys of marriage. I definitely worried for several years after that. It became the defining issue in my life and marriage. As if it that was not bad enough, I had to deal with all the looks, the glances from family members, colleagues at work and neighbors.

This was not something I could hide or deal with in the quiet of my room. Eventually, the stares and glances became questions and comments. Some were borne out of genuine concern and some were meant to ridicule. It seemed like everyone had an opinion on why we were unable to have children. We went for several prayer meetings and looked forward to the month when it would finally happen.

Months rolled into years and years rolled into more years. Hope led to disappointment and disappointment became disbelief. Why would God let me go through this? Why would God let this happen to me? I could not believe this was happening to us. While trying to deal with all this, random people would offer suggestions that perhaps it was something we had done in our past that was finally catching up with us. Maybe an unconfessed sin, some evil that we deserved.

It seemed everyone had a right to suggest a solution whether they were solicited or not. I finally sought medical intervention ten years into our marriage and one of the procedures led to pregnancy. We were ecstatic; it was unbelievable, too good to be true. And indeed it was as I lost the pregnancy after six weeks. What! After all that, only to have the joy be short-lived! The pain was indescribable and can only be understood by someone who’s been through a similar experience.

After the initial pain, we were ready to try again. We threw ourselves into more procedures and surgeries and two years after the first pregnancy, I got pregnant again! We were so excited, we finally have what we have been looking for and I thought I would be able to manage my emotions better this time around. Unconsciously, I blamed myself for the first miscarriage – I assumed that it was the over excitement that caused it.

Photo:Chinese Couple Falls To Death After The Window They Relaxed On While Having S*X Got Broken

News report reaching us has it that a Chinese Couple were  believed to have fallen to their deaths when a window they were having s*x against gave way, say reports.

The horrific accident allegedly happened in China when the glass pane shattered.

The tragic man and woman are then understood to have hurtled to their deaths.
Eyewitnesses said the couple both fell to the ground as they clinched on to each other.
A source in China said: “With the two of them holding each other tight, they fell out of the building”.
Shocking photos in China appear to show the couple on the ground under sheets.
Blood is splattered near their bodies on the pavement.
Medical staff and what appear to be police officers can also be seen examining the scene.
The man and woman are thought to have fallen out of an apartment in the city of Wuhan, central China.

Plateau Raid: 'We Are Still Picking Dead Bodies From The Bush'

About 32 people have been killed in three villages in Langtang South Local Government Area of Plateau State in an attack allegedly coordinated by suspected Fulani herdsmen. 

The attackers allegedly invaded Bolgang, Karkashi and Magama villages on Wednesday morning, shooting indiscriminately. They were said to have gone with motorbikes after those that tried to escape. Some of those killed were said to be students writing their National Examinations Council, NECO, examinations, while several houses and vehicles were burnt.

It was learnt that the attack was launched from nearby Shikal village, where they reportedly gathered days earlier. Majority of those killed at Magama were said to be the aged and children, while nine people were reported killed at Bolgang, which was completely razed.
‘I lost my mother, brother’

Chairman of the Provincial Church Council of COCIN, Rev. Nandip Miri, said he lost his aged father and brother in the attack, adding that the exact number of those killed was yet to be ascertained. He said: “We cannot know the actual number of people that lost their lives as we are still picking dead bodies from the bush.

The attackers followed the victims on motorcycles, killing them mercilessly as they tried to escape. “So many dead bodies were found in the bush and more may still be discovered later.” Over 100 houses razed Chairman, Management Committee for Langtang South Local Government Area, Mr. Narman Darko, confirmed on phone, yesterday, that 32 people were killed and over a hundred houses razed in the three villages.

He said 23 people were killed at Magama, seven at Bolgan, while two corpses were found between Karkashi and Magama. He said members of the Special Task Force have moved to the troubled area to forestall further attacks and urged the people to be security-conscious and to report suspicious movements to security men.

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OAU Student Who Gave Birth In Toilet Names Baby

THE baby delivered in the toilet of Moremi Hostel by a 400-level student of Obafemi Awolowo University, Oyinlola Rotimi, has been named Nifemi, Okikiola.

Rotimi, who gave birth last Tuesday, was initially accused of attempting to flush her baby boy down the septic tank.

But it was later learnt that Rotimi, who was inexperienced in child bearing, thought she had a stomach upset when she was actually in labour.

The 22-year-old mother, studying Agricultural Extension and Rural Development, had told our correspondent that the circumstances that surrounded the delivery of her baby made her “a celebrity.”

She expressed delight with the birth of the baby, describing her experience as “unforgettable”.When asked how soon she would have another baby, she said, “not so soon,”

It was gathered that the naming of the baby was low-key due to the examination going on in the school. One of Rotimi’s friends, who spoke on condition of anonymity on Wednesday night, said Rotimi was “extremely happy” at the naming.

She said, “Today(Wednesday) is one of the days I have seen my friend looking so happy, she is extremely joyous. Although, this is not the actual way we planned it. We should have celebrated more than this if not for the fact that examination is ongoing.

“Most of our colleagues are taking exam and that is the major reason for the small celebration. I am hopeful that when the baby clocks one, we will celebrate it in a bigger way because he is our boy.”

However, some OAU students, who were not at the naming of the baby earlier, created their own fun by organising another ceremony, where they named the baby after the Vice Chancellor of the university, Prof. Bamitale Omole. The students, who gathered around 10pm on Wednesday, appointed a pastor among them to coordinate the christening.

Among the names the students gave the baby are Oriyomi, Omomoremi, Oluwanimilo, Titilayo, Eniolorunopa, Bamitale Omole.

The father of the baby, a 400-level student of Engineering in OAU, Oyewole Samuel, however, rebuffed attempts to chat with him.

But one of his friends, who pleaded anonymity, explained that the father was not happy with the controversy that surrounded the birth of his baby.

He said, “He does not like the controversy and the noise about the birth of the baby. He is a cool person and does not like publicity.”

Ice Prince And Kendra Etufunwa Show Some Swag On The Street Of NY

Aboki crooner, Ice Prince is the ‘ladies man’ and it seems he knows how to move from one lady to another with such ease that many marvel if he’s the number one smooth operator in the music industry.

A while back, Privileged sources gathered that fashion designer, Yvonne Nwosu and a street girl were in a dirty fight over who among them was Ice Prince’s main lover but the guy walked away…